i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Randomize
