Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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