why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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