I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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