Its about making memories worth repressing
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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