I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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