at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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