They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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