Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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