no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i think i have two assholes
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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