I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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