Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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