so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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