grandma shit on top of the toilet
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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