Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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