We should be called the Road Head Warriors
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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