so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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