I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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