What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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