it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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