anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
The power of my boobs compel you
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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