Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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