margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
they're like a gay fantastic four
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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