i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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