am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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