Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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