I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Boobs speak an international language.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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