discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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