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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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