My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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