no. you can't hotbox the world.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
