How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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