haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize
