It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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