yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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