It's Friday. Sex?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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