i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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