No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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