i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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