i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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