Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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