singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
