This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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