i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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