ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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