He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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