I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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