he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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