Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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