sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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